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aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

Lmfaoooooo right!!

(via thotfries)

I want this, next pay imma just stock up on my lingerie so ill be good for the school year.

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If you got big lips reblog this

mynameisdreik:

reneelajolie:

💋💋💋

I mean, just look at my profile photo.

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Every joke has some truth to it. Don’t let the laughs fool you.

cherry-girl010:

🍒🍒

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

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theuppitynegras:

justinbaeber7:

thankgodforthepyrex:

potentkiid:

heldersangel:

solarselection:

princess-passion-flower:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

yall dont understand how accurate

jesus christ, this is me

I WANTED NONE AND I GOT YOU

210% accurate, fuck retail lol

Working at Staples. 

This is honestly my job and me on register pluusssss white hoes are always asking me to throw away their starbucks.

The cashier trash shud only have stuffing from bags in them and its 85% starbucks cupw

For the love of god just take the damn receipt!

THIS IS TOO REAL!!!!

*Buys $300 worth of shoes*

Gets yelled at for charging a 5 cents bag (it’s the law)

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Leave a ‘would you ever’ in my ask

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"I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it."

- Unknown (via stevenbong)

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"There is no designated time for anything in your life. You don’t have to have your first kiss at any certain time, you don’t have to get married in your 20′s and you don’t have to do anything just because other people think it’s best. In fact, you will be much better off if you just do what your heart says. The day you stop caring what other people think is the day their opinions don’t mean anything, because you’re not there to give them weight."

- 10 Things I Wish I Could Have Told Myself 5 Years Ago  (via beautiful-ambition)

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fucktellievision:

scarletsamhain:

roseshock:

lord-quasimoto:

get the fuck out,no fucken way this is the most coolest thing i have ever seen on tumblr 

TITANS

titans

Elohim

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"Never beg someone to stay"

- my five word story (via curse-of-curvess)

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g-houst:

im-just-a-lie:

busket:

Ghost Girl (by Kevin Francis Gray)

Via

man but this photoset ignores some of my favorite things about this piece

like this

and this

it gives it more of a story i think

Every time I see this I must reblog!!

Not something I would usually reblog, but it’s so beautiful.

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